White Rice;Never Ending Loop

So Kei and I are such nice people that we've decided to make up nickname for people we don't like and are going to rant about. White Rice happens to be one of them and she is most definitely an important player in our game. We're not mean because we put up with all of her bullshit at school,But sometimes you need to talk about it so you don't completely unravel and loose your mind. One of the most annoying traits that Rice has is when she doesn't know something she just says"Oh,I'll do it later I'm too lazy" and the only reason she thinks she should know everything is because she's Asian. And believe me,It is impossible to forget that fact. Not because it's obvious but because almost every third sentence she says contains the words "Because I'm Asian"

That would be like me going around bragging about my skating(I can't skate) because I'm Canadian. I mean,Everybody has their fair share of annoying shit that friends put up with(Ask Kei. I swear to god I am The MOST annoying person on the face of the earth,But Kei puts up with me) even though everybody has those things the fact that White. Rice brings them up every single day is enough to make you want to slap her in the face. One of the most annoying things (In my book) is Math. I suk at math,End of story,No questions asked. Kei on the other hand, Is like, The best at math, so she helps me. She has to help me, I let her win our Batman arguments(Because we both know Im right) even with all of Keis help I fail half the tests and quizzes. So what Rice does is pushes me down. If I get a lower mark than her then she's like "Oooooh Good Job.....You'll do better next time" and treats me like I should be in grade four math. And if I get a higher mark than her(Keialways gets better marks than both of us) she acts hurt and goes "Well I would know it but I barely studied. I don't have to cause I'm Asian" and the sad thing is she's not smart. It's the Asian stereotype to be a total smart ass but in 8/10 subjects I'm smarter than Rice and. I dumber than a sack of door nails sometimes. So if both Kei and I get a better mark there is a high chance that at lunch time she'll start to cry. She always says she cries because she can't display her emotions properly and cries because she doesn't get mad but that is one of the biggest loads of crap I've heard in the two years I've known her. It does not take a lot to push Rice over the edge and make her mad at you, and she doesn't cry when she's mad. She yells or screams or something like that. Thats just the way she is, But lately(So basically today) she didn't bug me.

§Cherry§

White Rice; Full Of Bullshit

This blog was made for Cherry and I to just express our feelings, while hopefully entertaining a few people with our awkward lives. So to give the complete tour of Cherry&Kei Co. we've decided to make up names for people in our lives that we want to rant about. c: (I know, we're the nicest people ever, don't even bother with the compliments.)

Anyway, so white rice is a canada born phillipino and she's so annoying! I mean I love her and all, we've been close friends since fourth grade but sometimes she just gets out of hand. Some of Cherry and I's rants may sound stupid and all but if you knew White Rice, you would understand. 

Like last week in Orchestra we were playing the Batman theme song (ironic considering I just posted about Batman, haha) and it was the little tune part in it with kind of off counting and she could not do it what-so ever. And when White Rice gets frustrated she starts to cry because she thinks that since she's 'Asian' that she's automatically smart.-. Like no bitch, HELL NO. Anyway so at the end of class the teacher was like "quite a few of you need to practice this because you aren't getting the counting right" and by that she meant the orchestra neubs and a few first violins, which White Rice is part of (My cello buddy and I had it perfected because we're amazing, lol). So basically one of the class idiots was like "WHITE RICE IS ONE OF THOSE FEW." The teacher bitched at him but it was too late, White Rice was BALLING. And since it was the end of class everyone just shuffled to the door to wait for the official bell to say we can leave. The teacher called White Rice over and since I was last to put my things away I was quite close to them. White Rice was telling stupid lies like she's an insomniac and total bullshit. Ugh, she pisses me off.

I don't know... She just pisses me off. Although lately she's been okay. :)

+SkeletonKei+